I was at a Super Bowl party and there was that one guy that was so annoying.
The host said “did you like the cheese puffs”
That guy said “75% of them didn’t have cheese, but they were alright”
Host “why did you eat them then?”
That guy said “what am I suppose to do, spit them out?”
That guy said “Those commercials aren’t funny. I work in film you know, I don’t get it! I just don’t get it. I work I film you know”
(We all work in film. Not impressive)
That guy said “That’s Charlene Tilton! Wow, she looks good.
Host said “nope, that’s Kate Upton”
He kept moving his chair closer and closer to the TV. By the end of the game he was sitting within touching range of TV.
That guy yelled at the TV constantly and referred to himself as a Patriot.
“We made that pass. We ran the ball. YAAAAAA!!!”
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lol what a special little snowflake
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Ha ha
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What a complete goofball! I bet you were glad when he finally left.
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Super Bowl parties are a window into human behavior.
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Sadly, yes. I wish that window had never been opened:-)
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Why does there always have to be that one asshole?
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Yep…
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How are your dental issues coming along?
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Ugh. Well my dentist in Colorado has gotten pre-approval for my treatment, so it’s up to me now to book the treatment and book a plane ticket. My good friend here S thinks I should see HER dentist here in Florida and see if they can help me. We’ll see. Still in pain 😉
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Ugh…keep me posted
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Will do. Thanks 😀
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The “We” sports fans are my mortal enemies on this planet. My mother-in-law is one, and I can only thinly veil my rage when the heavy, mid-50s woman with back problems tries to insert herself as a member of her favorite baseball team as if there wouldn’t have been any success without her.
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You made me laugh out loud! Because I laughed out loud I had to read your comment out loud to the room. They laughed out loud! Thanks! From all of us.
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Yeah, I know that last guy very well, unfortunately. 🙂
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