I was at a Super Bowl party and there was that one guy that was so annoying.
The host said “did you like the cheese puffs”
That guy said “75% of them didn’t have cheese, but they were alright”
Host “why did you eat them then?”
That guy said “what am I suppose to do, spit them out?”
That guy said “Those commercials aren’t funny. I work in film you know, I don’t get it! I just don’t get it. I work I film you know”
(We all work in film. Not impressive)
That guy said “That’s Charlene Tilton! Wow, she looks good.
Host said “nope, that’s Kate Upton”
He kept moving his chair closer and closer to the TV. By the end of the game he was sitting within touching range of TV.
That guy yelled at the TV constantly and referred to himself as a Patriot.
“We made that pass. We ran the ball. YAAAAAA!!!”
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