My kids dad made a rare visit. It was a surprise. He just showed up. He must be exhausted from fighting his demons.The kids were singing at church tonight so I invited him to come and see his kids. I figured the kids would love to show off for him and church couldn’t possibly hurt him. I was surprised he agreed. He walked in to get a seat for us. I came and joined him and he was upset as he told me that he tried to get a seat up close but that rude woman wouldn’t let me get by and when he talked to her she ignored him. He was angry. He is usually angry. So, I pointed to the large sign that said deaf section. He was quiet.
Person 1- Are you married?
Person 2 – “Well, I thought I was married because this guy and I exchanged our own vows in a store dressing room, so I thought I was. Then I told my neighbor that and she said that doesn’t count, so I don’t know”