I can’t cook

Me-I like to cook

Woman-I can’t cook. I’ve never used an oven. Wait, I’ve made shrinky dinks. Do those count. They go in the oven.

Me-Sure, let’s say that counts. Sigh…

Dating

My daughter said she had a dating question. I told her to ask anything she wanted. 

She said “do old people find other old people attractive, or do they just have to date in their range?”

(I wonder if she thinks I’m in the old people category?)