Never order the dessert

Went out with a guy last night. We split nachos. I had ice tea, he had a drink.
After the nachos which he ate most of I asked if he wanted to split a dessert. He said yes, and I should pick one. I picked one and we ate it. (again he ate most of it. That’s not a problem it just needs to be noted) As he dropped me off he mentioned that I ordered dessert 3 times. The last time he said you ordered dessert and didn’t even eat much, I had to finish it.

Not that it matters but he makes six figure.

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Bad date

I had a disagreement with a man I had a lunch date with. We went in the restaurant and when the server asked how we were I said “good and you” my date said “liar” quietly. Yep, that was a good lunch, no, not really.