When I was young and first married I tried to cook but It was one catastrophe after another. The harder I tried the worse things were.
I made a wonderful roast one night for dinner. I followed the directions I was given to the letter! The roast was done and actually tasted really good. I was putting it on a cutting board and somehow it slipped. Bounced off the cutting board to the floor. The dog jumped on it and started eating it.
I cried (I was young) and stood and watched the dog eat my dinner.
We had mashed potatoes and veggies for dinner.
Sadly, that’s not even close to my worst kitchen catastrophe.
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redcarpetsquare 
Oh god, you sound like my kitchen doppelganger 😉 At least I don’t have a dog though! 2 second rule 😉 Thanks for stopping by my blog! Linda.
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If I were you I would have put that dog on the cutting board and cut it 😉
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LOL! Especially since the dog belonged to him and the dog hated me 🙂
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Chop-chop!!
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Ha ha!
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Too funny when you look back (and sad when it happened). We made brats and hot dogs on the grill and placed everything on the table on the deck. I went inside to get some more things and came back outside to find our basset puppy standing on the table. Of course, she chose the brats leaving the hot dogs for us.
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Of course she ate the brats!:-) She has good taste.
Yes, funny when you look back.
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I would have been seriously tempted to grab it from the dog and salvage whatever hadn’t been gnawed on yet…..
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Don’t think I didn’t consider that. 🙂 If the dog didn’t lay on it while it ate I would have had a better chance of saving it. LOL
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