I heard a loud knock on my front door. I opened it to see “church lady dressed Lisa” standing at the door with a snake about 7 feet long around her neck. I jumped back and asked her why she brought the snake. “I found it in my front yard and thought your city kids should see it. “Touch it, it’s cold as a jug of milk” she said. I declined. She gave my kids a little lesson on snakes, insisted they touch it and then suggested I take pictures of the kids with the snake. I took pictures of her holding it next to my frightened children in hopes she would go home.
Now we are afraid to go outside because of snakes and Lisa, and we are afraid to open the door. She says she will come back.
We want to go home to LA.